he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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