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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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