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I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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