either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I AM VODKA MAN
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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