I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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