The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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