The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
im about as happy as oj after his trial
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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