"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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