Where did you get a picture of my penis
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The air was thick with penises
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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