Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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