i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
they're like a gay fantastic four
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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