i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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