It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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