i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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