So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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