That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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