: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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