No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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