I think scott just propositioned me for sex
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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