Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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