well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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