How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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