Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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