Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Someone shattered a urinal.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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