dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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