Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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