You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Randomize
