Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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