Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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