found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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