You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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