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TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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