love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
whose parrot is this?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
dude. I can hear the air.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
