I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
no. you can't hotbox the world.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
soo... how was my night?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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