Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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