from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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