champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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