have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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