Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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