Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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