Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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