Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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