He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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