just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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