didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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