Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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