i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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