So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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