I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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