I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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