we're blogging at a bar
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Drunk is not a location!
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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