I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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