Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
People in love make me want to vomit
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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