I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Randomize
