It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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