It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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