the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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