You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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