yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize