I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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