Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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